It seems that possible WMDs are being found in the Bay Area. A local health physicist has detected measurable levels of Uranium in tiles used in construction from the turn of the century. Administration officials, quick to discount invasion plans were heard to remark that they "had no plans, all planning has been taken off the table". Ken Adelman and Richard Perle however were allegedly spotted in the Knob Hill area looking at properties, for their post-invasion palaces.

No Nigerian documents have surfaced, and SECSTATE Powell has declined to go to the UN to invade the Bay Area, saying "the greatest resistance might come from Oakland and Napa. We must protect the grapes, if not for us, then for our children".

Tom ("I am the Federal Guv'mnt") Delay, sang his praises of the invasion of as he put it "Sodom by the Sea". A staffer from his office was allegedly seen with A & P on the property hunt rounds, along with an attorney who is an expert in emminent domain law.