May 30, 2003


I'm the Pasty-White Draft Dodging Thin Skinned Veep. Respect, Fear and Kneel Down Before Me!

Seems Cindy Adams, of the NY Post made a joke at Vice-President Evil Dwarf's expense (scroll down past all the Lindsay Buckingham blather, unless you're a Fleetwood Mac masochist).

YESTERDAY, to lighten everyone's load, I shoved this joke in the column: "The White House is now concentrating on the economy. Vice President Dick Cheney has told subordinates: " 'The way to lick this recession is to get all those deadbeats out of the soup kitchens.' " From sea to shining sea, America the Beautiful has a sense of humor. It stops at the Potomac. Washington-types wanted to know the source of my item. The Vice President's office called to deny he'd ever said it. I said, "Of course, he never said it. It's a joke." They wanted me to take it back. I said I don't know how you take back a joke. So, with the music of "Les Miz" in the background, the teased-up head of c. adams is now marching to the gallows. Let it be known that, in future, Jay Leno may have to hold up cue cards saying, "Attention D.C.: Joke coming."

I guess since the joke had nothing to do with guns, money, oil or sending troops off to die for any of the three, it was not deemed amusing. Imagine the correspondance she would have gotten if she had riffed on the other Evil Cheney, Lynne. Oh, what, whitehouse.org has that covered? Sorry.

posted by Jo Fish on 05.30.03 at 09:30 PM





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