From the upcoming movie (Working Title: Romancing the Stoner's Image ?)

Trapped on the other side of the country aboard Air Force One, the President has lost his cool: "If some tinhorn terrorist wants me, tell him to come and get me! I'll be at home! Waiting for the bastard!"

His Secret Service chief seems taken aback. "But Mr. President . . ."

The President brusquely interrupts him. "Try Commander-in-Chief. Whose present command is: Take the President home!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Was this incredibly bad bit of dialog written by Dale Brown, another ex-Air Force Legend in his own mind (he lets his reviewers call him a "pilot" on his web site, he was a NAV, which is not the same as being a pilot, sorry Dale), and, I believe an avowed Clenis™-Hater.

The dialog more likely went as follows:

"Can we mid-air refuel? Does this plane have the range to take me to Switzerland or Saudi Arabia, my daddy has money and friends in those countries, I'll be safe. Daddy an' Unka Dick always look out for me!"