Sullywatch wants verses for his Smalltown Boy pome...here's my contribution. FWIW.

smalltown boy he went to blog
looking for donations
stuck a tipjar up his site
barebacking his remunerations

the cache was gone, the blog queen sad
a year saw cash depleted
so now it's gonna be pay-per-view
I think he is defeated

OK, so I have no future as a poet or a comedy writer. Well, I can still get a router to work (I think).