In a remark that reveals that he is living in a different place (country?) than the average American, President Squawking Chickenhawk remarked today at a Sheeple Rally in Indianapolis that:

"Any time anyone attacks our homeland, any time anyone attacks our fellow citizens, we'll be on the hunt, and we'll find them and they will be brought to justice," Bush said. "Just ask the Taliban."

Excuse me, since when is my homeland Saudi Arabia? And the last time I heard, both the Taliban and Al-Qaida were making a remarkable comback in Afghanistan, due to the current mis-administration's lack of attention to detail and underfunding of the promised efforts help bring that country into at least the 19th century.

Then he went on to talk about American Justice. Gee, there's a concept I think he got from watching way too many cowboy movies and not doing his schoolwork as a kid. I'm sure that he's still all ga-ga over the concept of summary justice, lynching and speedy executions (well, he set records in Texas), it all must just seem so cool to him. Horse, gun, girl, badge, gallows, justice. Cut.