May 05, 2003


Protest Fashion Police

Protestors who went to the make-believe cowboy's make-believe ranch to excerise their First Amendment rights were threatened then arrested by Crawford Police. A witness to the events, was a Ms. Freddi Yasinkoski. Far from outrage over the trampling over the constitution by the Crawford PD, here's her take on the events:

Freddi Yasinkosky, who watched the spectacle from her front porch, said her son was in basic training in the Army and that colored her opinion of the protesters.
"I think they could find a better way to get their message across," she said. "They dress like bums, which undermines their cause. It defeats the purpose. A lot of them seemed to not be taking it very seriously, and if they are not going to take their message seriously, neither am I."

So all you protesters remember Ms. Yasinkosski's words. Gents remember: wear a three-piece suit or a tux (for protests after 6), have business cards ready to hand out and heavens! shine those wing-tips; Ladies; NO PANT-SUITS! Skirts should be tastefully below the knee, bras are essential and blouses buttoned to the neck; and always, always, always, remember to wear pantyhose! shoes should be low-heeled and comfortable and goodness, no sandals! (and no white shoes after labor day either!) For evening protests a simple evening gown is good, with matching tasteful footwear. Remember that for this, black or red may be too political, so pick a nice pastel to keep the mood light!

Now you're ready for those bystanders to take you seriously!

posted by Jo Fish on 05.05.03 at 01:49 AM





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