Today I was driving along listening to some radio station that usually plays geezer-not-weezer music (oldies), pretty inoffensive stuff, when the morning "air personalities" (that's what DJ's like to be called nowadays) started an anti-France tirade. So I decided to call up the morons, knowing that that they would never read my blog, and ask them if they realized that if not for the French during the Revolution we would all be singing "Brittania", having high tea and saying God Save the Queen...a lot.

Male Moron: well what does that have to do with anything? They are not helping us out now.

Female Moron: It was such a long time ago. What's your point?

Only one way to describe these people: F*****g Pinheads. Maybe there's a job for them in the 1600 Crew press office.