Looks like the Department of Overreachin' Justice has done it again. In an announcement today, our noble and kind Attorney General reported that they have busted a whole gaggle of folks for selling Bongs and other "druggie" paraphernalia. I never knew it was illegal to have a bong, but then I never knew I could be locked up without due process either. So once again, here on the other side of the looking-glass all things are possible, and Ashcroft is the Red Queen.
I guess it's a good thing Kevin Smith made the last Jay and Silent Bob flick when he did, I can see the DEA guys waiting on the set to bust the cast and crew for possession of ... whatever.