I propose that all progressive bloggers should band together and buy a small island, establish a government and then declare some fictional group on the island as "terrorists" ("Mussels for Peace" or something) and then apply for millions in US aid for fighting terrorism on our island. We can use that money to establish an anti-terror organization dedicated to fighting the Mussels and of course, blog about it.

It makes as much sense as still being at Orange Alert based on bad informants or spending money on the Homeland Insecurity Department.