Scene, a balmy evening 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, W is sitting on the couch eating pretzels and drinking O'Douls and...
ring ring
Hello
Yes, I'd like to speak to Mr. George Bush
Uh, wait a minute. Did you say George?
Yes Sir, Mr George W Bush
Oh, that's my father, can I take a message?
No sir, this is a personal matter, I need to speak to Mr. Bush about it
O.K.
Can you tell me when Mr. Bush will be home sir?
No, I do not see him too much anymore. I would be happy to have my brother give him a message
Thank you sir, can you give me your brother's number
No. Sorry, that's personal.
Are you sure this is not Mr George Bush, of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC?
No, this is uhhh...Walker Bush of uhhh....Crabgrass, Texas
Thank you sir, please ask Mr. Bush to call National Deficit Associates at 800-555-1212 and ask for any operator. You have a good evening sir.
Don't answer that Laura, it's those damn telemarketers again.
