Hey, it's late at night, (or early in the morning)and I had an idea...How about we start a fund to send Pejman, Dr Weevil or Godless to boot camp? Even if they are too old/infirm, a sufficient amount of money in a Congressmans' reelection fund might get us a private bill waiving age/minor physical infirmities, and thus allow them to "join up" which seems to be their fondest wish. I am sure that there are legions of NCO's and Officers who would be THRILLED to have such mature, motivated troops in their units. Shit, I might even go back onto active duty just to see this!

Damn...we really need to get onto this. I'll even administer the Oath of Enlistment for them after they finish up at MEPS and get their physicals and ASVAB tests out of the way. The only condition is that they are not allowed to join the Air Force; that would be too easy. It's gotta be (1) The Army (2) The Corps or (3) The Navy (an afloat unit, of course). I'll toss in the first $20. No donations larger than $20 please, after all we're going to need some money when Dubya finishes taking the economy into the dumper, just like Poppy did 11 years ago. And before all you Zoomies go busting on me, let's face it, life in the wild blue yonder club ain't tough on the same scale as your sister services...good duty, good chow, good bases, it's just a bit of envy from an old squid...

We can form the SACToW-PAC (Send A Chickenhawk To War - PAC) ...10 grand should get one or more of them in I would guess....although I don't know what Congressmans go for these days...