No, No, No, not those Supremes. Well, in the opinion of Ana Marie Cox
Second of all, could Anthony Scalia be any gayer? Why isn't he posting in the Corner -- he's that gay.
Seems Fat Tony is a bit het up about the whole gay-in-America thing and figures that the other six justices are objectively pro gay sex. In his opinion he mauls the decision:
State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality, and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowers’ validation of laws based on moral choices. Every single one of these laws is called into question by today’s decision; the Court makes no effort to cabin the scope of its decision to exclude them from its holding.
No, but they did manage to Log Cabin the decision.
Apparently Nino did get that memo from Man-on-Dog Santorum's office before the ruling. Good. Nice to know that the post still travels.
Joining him in the defense of heterosexuals everywhere were of course Clarence the Stupid and L'il Billy Rehnquist. There were rumors that the decision was going to be 7-2 until Fat Tony leaned on Sleepy Clarence to remember "who's your daddy, who's your daddy" so that Virginia gets to keep her day-job at The Heritage Foundation and does not have to go back to cleaning floors in Dupont Circle. Or perhaps Fat Tony just promised him some videos with hot girl-girl action featuring O'Connor and Ginsburg...we're pretty sure the coke machine in the lobby of the court was sold out by noon when they wrote the decision in any case.
posted by Jo Fish on 06.26.03 at 08:06 PM
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Woah! Did Fat Tony say Masturbation? Umm not to be particular, but when was the last time there were state or FEDERAL laws against, oh something most males over the age of 2 experience, say on a frequent basis? Can't flog that pony Tony! Just get elected Pope and THEN you can issue autocratic edicts to yer hearts content. No one will listen then either!
DENIAL: refusal to admit the truth or reality (as of a statement or charge) (2) : assertion that an allegation is false b : refusal to acknowledge a person or a thing : DISAVOWAL
3 : the opposing by the defendant of an allegation of the opposite party in a lawsuit
But, on a more serious note, I really don't believe that Justice Thomas starts off each day at the grindstone by saying, "Mo'nin, Massuh Scalia."
Do you?
posted by: Lurch on 06.27.03 at 02:52 AM [permalink]
