Neocons to UN: Fahk Awf UN to Neocons: Samebackatcha Pal
Could it get any more humiliating than this for the 1600 Crew? A NYT headline that says:
U.S. May Be Forced to Go Back to U.N. for Iraq Mandate
Damn, I hope so.
President Yo Soy es Mas Macho, who embodies all those UN-hating republicans having to go back to the UN and ask for assistance in Iraq. What delicious irony.
The Bush administration, which spurned the United Nations in its drive to depose Saddam Hussein in Iraq, is finding itself forced back into the arms of the international body because other nations are refusing to contribute peacekeeping troops or reconstruction money without United Nations approval.
With the costs of stabilizing Iraq hovering at $4 billion a month and with American troops being killed at a steady rate, administration officials acknowledge that they are rethinking their strategy and may seek a United Nations resolution for help that would placate other nations, like India, France and Germany.
Administration officials contend that they are being practical, but within their ranks are policy makers sharply critical of the United Nations and those who would consider it humiliating to seek its mantle after risking American lives in the invasion that ousted Mr. Hussein.
I'm not quite sure whether to be rolling on the floor laughing here, or thanking my personal Kozmik Muffin for this, but I'll figure it out some time soon. In the mean time, anyone who sees me smiling just needs understand; these moments are few and far between...savor it.
posted by Jo Fish on 07.19.03 at 12:33 AM
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Ironic, ain't it? We don't need the help of all those weak, melanin-afflicted Third World peasants to manifest our Imperial Destiny. Our Great Warrior Leader(tm) made it clear that we recognized no controlling legal authorty over our lust for Iraqi oil. (Say, nice phrase, "controlling legal authority" - Al Gore, call your lawyer, we may have a theft of intellectual property case here.)
But we would like the chance to loot *their* public treasuries to police our newest conquest until we can sort out this minor problem of restive troops, and to prepare them for the next step in our goal of Empire.
Then, if they would be kind enough to clean up after us in Iran, we can get ready for Syria.
posted by: Lurch on 07.19.03 at 08:29 AM [permalink]