Ah, for some fresh air. But no, the republicans have to blame the Clenis™ for all evil. One has to wonder how far back they'll go in blaming all the ills of the world on him. I was thinking this afternoon that perhaps going as far back as Pontius Pilate and the crucifixion would not be quite far enough...so how about Alexander not quite getting to the New World...yeah that works. Why all the cynicism? On Faux News Sunday, Denny Hastert, Delay's little house toad today made this comment...
Speaking up for the Bush administration, House Speaker Dennis Hastert said on the same program that the decision to include the sentence "was made by the speechwriters and by the folks in the White House" using various intelligence sources that were thought reliable. If it wasn't, he said, much of the blame falls on former President Clinton.
"You know, intelligence is not an exact science," said Hastert, R-Ill. Before the terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, "we had a hard time just figuring out what was going, because our foreign intelligence was decimated. The human intelligence was decimated in 10 years before" by Clinton's proclivity not to use human rights violators and other shady individuals as intelligence operatives.
"We've spent the last four years, or 3 1/2 years, trying to build up credible intelligence sources so we can get people to get the human intelligence that we need," Hastert said.
This has to be republican deficit math here...it's 2003 and if you take 3.5 or 4 from that, it puts Clinton in office. So which is it Denny, oh yeah you were a wrestling coach, higher math is beyond your ken...
Now about that blaming the Clenis™ thing, I'd go as far back as the start of ummm say, evolution, you know it might have started 2 billion years (or whatever) instead of 1 billion years ago (or whatever) but the Clenis™ caused the delay...therefore instead of all being Cloud Beings we're stuck where we are. Oh sorry, you're a republican and one of them christo-fascist fellers, therefore genetically incapable of believing in evolution. 'pologies for that.
posted by Jo Fish on 07.20.03 at 11:10 PM
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Hmmm... what was the full Hastert quote that was cut off? 10 years before...
1.who sold missiles to the Iranians. The Republicans and Reagan. Who sold Anthrax and other bio-chem goodies to Iraq...Republicans, reagan, and Bush....wasn't Bush senior head of the CIA under Ford.
2.) Bush Sr sold advanced mainframe Computers that America had to offer to China. I guess the CIA was having lunch.
3.) Who helped create the Taliban and Osama Bin Laden in the mid to late 80's. The Republicans, Reagan and Bush's Dad did that.
4.) Clinton didn't create Sadam. Both Reagan and Bush's Dad did that. Did the CIA start their downfall under Reagan or under "new world order" Bush
5.) Reagan and Bush Sr ran the deficit up to the WORST deficit in the History of America. Bush junior just recently surpassed daddy. But the CIA can't be blamed for that, though Condi and Rove will probably try.
8.) Clinton didn't sell chemical warfare to Iraq. The Republicans, Reagan and Bush's Dad did that.
Clinton sell oil refining supplies and equipment to Iraq, Dick head Cheney did that...why hasn't registered Republicans Brit Hume or Bill O'Reilly put a no spin on that.
Conclusion: Republicans are insane F*ck heads that hate America. If Dennis and the other members of the neo-nazi movement can present some FACTS that contradict anything written above, I'd love to see them.
posted by: Republicans r slime on 07.21.03 at 10:48 PM [permalink]
Hmmm... republicans are "insane f*ck heads" and Dennis Hastert is part of the neo-nazi movement... and we're supposed to take *you* seriously. Ha! :-)
