Can I get some help collecting to buy the Whore of Words, the thing that puts the Dick in Dictionary, a one-way coach ticket to Baghdad, an M-16 and a pup-tent for him and the latest boyfriend? After reading this quote, (emphasis addedd) I have to wonder about him. Better yet, suppose we all just go buy a case of flypaper and everyone send it on to him.
FLYPAPER REVISITED: "I thank Allah that [our son] attained what he sought. For 14 years he sought [martyrdom]. He always pointed to his head and wished that a rifle bullet would split his forehead, and we have been told that that is what happened." - from MEMRI's special report on Jihadi fighters in Iraq. Put it together with this and the flypaper theory seems more credible by the day. Bring 'em on.
Does anyone have his mailing address? I found a store in Allentown, New Jersey that sells flypaper, but don't know if they would do mail order...
Bring 'em on. Obviously he has such an incredible case of wanna-be worship. Do you think he wonders if Chimpy has chickenlegs too? Probably keeps him up at night worrying about how to tell his hero how to get more definition.
posted by Jo Fish on 07.28.03 at 09:46 PM
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It may be getting closer to green fly season in Provincetown, so Andy Sullivan should stock up on flypaper to avoid blemishes on his abs. Or maybe he should go to the Middle East - he might attract flies there too.
posted by: Shag from Brookline on 07.29.03 at 07:59 AM [permalink]
