July 31, 2003


Blog Queen having mid-life crisis...we're sad

If you looked up the defnition of "enabling" in the dictionary would there be a picture of Andrew Sullivan there? It seems that between the Pope O'Rome and President Ima Sinner, the Queen of Mass is fast running out of places to find love. The latest word from St. Peters is that Fred Phelps is apparently correct, God Hates Fags. This must be tough for the blog queen to take. I almost feel sorry for him, but let's use two words to describe his internal plight: hoisted and petard.

Reportedly, the word from the Catholic Church is that loving gay relationships are "evil". Wow. That pretty much leaves no room for debate. I wonder if Sully will now think that the Pope is in bed with Howell Raines, he certainly cuts them no slack on the Child Molestation cases. But wait, it gets better, Sully begins begging for judicial remedies already, not remembering that the his hero, Commander Codpiece wants to send Judges to the bench who would just as soon have him shot as hear his case.

One reason minorities have always always needed courts to defend them against overwhelming majorities is that privilege has defenders. Remember the battle over inter-racial marriage? Back then, whites felt that their institution would be destroyed and cheapened by "mongrel" weddings. Much bigger majorities opposed inter-racial marriage in 1967, when it was finally protected, than now oppose same-sex marriage. But then those evil judicial activists imposed equal marriage rights on an unwilling populace.
Nope, Andrew you have not even begun to see Evil Judicial Activists outside of Fat Tony (R- Undeniably Evil Catholic). Hey, you helped bring this about (enabling), how do you like them so far (enabler)?

By the way, you can still get tickets to see Noam and Howard, the reception might be better than you think and no one will tell you you're evil...going forward into your forties anyhow .

Oh and here's a church you might like, they do have robes, funny hats and everything right down to the ermine stoles. I think they might even like you.

posted by Jo Fish on 07.31.03 at 11:27 PM





Comments:

Happy birthday to Andrew. Just maybe Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn can turn Andrew - in the right (I mean left) direction.

posted by: Shag from Brookline on 08.01.03 at 06:50 AM [permalink]



It actually does make me sad for him. Jesus, can you imagine being gay, Republican and Catholic and hearing that? It's a thousand times worse than being invalidated--they've been maligned and condemned in way that leaves the door open to earthly and otherwordly retribution. It's got to scare the shit out of them.

The whole thing is so damn sad. I thought we were past this crap.

posted by: Kimberley on 08.01.03 at 12:43 PM [permalink]



Well, if you're gonna get all litterairy, you might wanna change "hoisted" to "hoist".

posted by: Shakespeare on 08.01.03 at 05:29 PM [permalink]






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