Since the 1600 Crew needs criminals quick on their feet, they might want to consider nominating this guy for some job:
A Norwegian vandal who ransacked offices in a city hall and stole a pair of shoes to disguise his footprints as he escaped was nabbed after police saw him running awkwardly from the scene on pointy black high-heels.
A pair of worn-out tennis shoes found at the scene of the crime convinced police that the 19-year-old man, who could not explain his choice of footwear, was to blame.
Sounds qualified for a job somewhere in the 1600 Crew to me. Under-Secretary of Comfy Shoes?
posted by Jo Fish on 08.01.03 at 01:18 AM
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They could keep him around to be the next Fall Guy for when something goes wrong. But now that the Occupant of the Oval Office has matured, and can accept responsibility for his own words and actions, as he admitted in the EIGHTH news conference since he got into MY White House, an official Fall Guy may not be neeeded any more.
And since the Occupant is now standing up for himself, I look forward to lots of camera opportunities as he starts to hug the mothers, and fathers, wives and children of those who have died for our Imperial ambition. Remember how he said he was the one who had to do that?
Maybe he'll even be able to hug the next of kin of the seven servicemen the Army has admitted died by their own hands.
DESPAIR: noun, 14th century
1 : utter loss of hope
2 : a cause of hopelessness
3 : A hugger-in-chief is the despair of the people
posted by: Lurch on 08.01.03 at 10:27 AM [permalink]
Sounds like the perfect guy for Minister of Silly Walks. (In this Administration, assuming that Bechtel and Halliburton can profit from it, we certainly would find a NEED for a Ministry of Silly Walks.)
