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A ROGERS LIE -Fair and Balanced

Dear Sheeple Viewer,

I was in a fair mood, balanced by lithium in the morning and valium in the afternoon. I was pounding back my coarser urges back to a fairly balanced state by going to that video store in the District and checking out whatever Clarence Thomas had just returned, because he's a fair guy who shows that video viewing can be balanced, I just never knew Heidi could do those things with a fairly balanced jelly dong. I still don't get why she kept asking that cute little lamb for a little piece of ewe....omigod I just got it, eeeeeeew. That's not fair, it's unbalanced.

But I digress here, I was thinking how sad it is that Rush Limbaugh has a more fair and balanced sense of humor than me. but then he's fatter so there's more room for the hurt.

I would like to thank Rupie-baby (can I call you Rupie?) for allowing us to do to the news and political discourse what Ted Budy did for his victims; sex without foreplay followed by a little capital murder. Now that's certainly not too harsh an observation on Fox News, in fact I'd almost call it Fair and Balanced, kinda like getting f***** and murdered while watching TV and surviving to share the moment. We want you to experience the news in that special three-dimensional way!

Then there's the "reporters and pundits", my paid media whores:

Sean Hannity: An OUTRAGE!
Bill O'Reilly: An OUTRAGE!
Brit Hume: An OUTRAGE!
Fox and Friends (each took a letter): A-n O-U-T-R-A-G-E!
Alan Colmes: (written statement: if someone would unsuture my lips, I'd tell you it's AN OUTRAGE!)
As you can see, they are all original thinkers, with meaningful, Fair and Balanced commentary on such a major issue of the day, as they are everyday.

I guess it's a good thing that punk Al Franken did not call his book "The Other Big Fat Idiot", because that would never have made sense on all those nasty lefty blogs.

Now I need to get back to restoring the power, which I took down in a fair and balanced way, to demonstrate the might of Fair and Balanced Fox News to the potential jury pool if this litigation goes any further. I love power. Also, my boy George just made a fucking idiot of himself at a press availability about the power outage, so I better flip the switch quick to "on", before he opens his stupid pie-hole yet again,

Signed,
Oral Sergei
the
SERIAL OGRE