September 02, 2003


Sand in Crack, Chip on Shoulder, She's Back!

omigod, she's baaaack. The question now is Sully as Bi-Polar as his American Idol, President Crotch-Fruit? Seems so. In a series of somewhat disjointed essays our hero has pointed out that summer is wonderful in P-town, drag queens wear polka-dots, and that the Unelected One may not be the man of his dreams after all. Gee whiz.

AUGUSTITIS
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This was the month in which it became official that the Bush administration is not interested in restraining the size of the federal government, but in expanding it to serve its own ends.
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And when the president can say, as he did yesterday, that "when somebody hurts, government's got to move," you begin to see why therapeutic liberalism is thriving in this White House. Nixon II? The other aspect of Bush's domestic policy that is now undeniable is insolvency.
Well, Jeebus ya fool, everyone with half a brain, has been reaching that conclusion for what, like well over two years now? I mean if you had spent as much time trying to understand Paul Krugman as you have bashing him, perhaps you might have reached this conclusion before, Testosterella. But wait, we have not yet begun to plumb the depth of bi-polarness
And then there's the war. I could forgive this administration almost anything if it got the war right. But, after a great start, it's getting hard to believe the White House is in control of events any more.
Again, you are just figuring this out now, Werner Von Braun? Going back to your own words:
Well, we're getting used to the phrase "Shock and Awe." Herewith an invitation to readers to send in examples of how anti-war writers, poobahs, activists, bloggers, et al are trying to spin the liberation of Iraq into something that proves them to have been right all along.
Actually, in some ways, this mass lunacy has some potential. If this war continues as well as it has been, won't the anti-war left not merely be defeated but beyond humiliated? And won't that leave an impression on at least some of them? The younger ones, perhaps? You've got to keep hoping.
Yeah, we were wrong you were right. Not. Send yourself an E-mail.

All we are missing is a confession of his decision to become a lapsed Catholic, leave the republican party and decide to go straight. And become a Baptist. Looks like our boy had himself quite an August August. If they bury his ashes on Cape Cod does that require an Environmental Impact Study? Toxic republican syndrome or something?

Oh, and WTF is "Theraputic Liberalism"?

posted by Jo Fish on 09.02.03 at 05:50 PM





Comments:

It’s the same as Cathartic Conservatism.

For example when you lay off American employees from your company to fight the unemployment in third world nations.

Now don’t you feel better already?

posted by: djhlights on 09.02.03 at 06:12 PM [permalink]



Oh yeah, like the RNC call center in India?

posted by: Jo on 09.02.03 at 06:18 PM [permalink]



theraputic liberalism? it's called getting laid.

posted by: on 09.02.03 at 07:25 PM [permalink]



To be fair, Sully's been having a hard couple of years.

It's tough to see much of the horizon with a Nomex flight suit slammed up against yer eyes.

posted by: on 09.02.03 at 10:47 PM [permalink]



Andrew took back today some of what he said upon his return. He also pointed out that in Provincetown, everyone else is out of step with him with respect to George W, so that a Democrat will surely get the Provincetown gay vote in 2004.

posted by: Shag from Brookline on 09.03.03 at 07:13 AM [permalink]






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