September 24, 2003


Monster Food

Well it is, isn't it? A correspondant to the Queen of Mass asks him how come he is such a shill for the 1600 Crew, "such an apologist" for the "wannbe-dictator". A fair question, asked and not answered...directly. Instead in a subsequent post Sully wastes bandwidth congratulating three more Chickenhawks, Instahack, Hitchens and of course Tom Friedman, on their support for the war, and their 'brave' stands in the silencing of dissent.

Hats off to Glenn for helping bring critical mass to the obvious truth that the reports coming out of Iraq are too one-sided, too patently political, and far too gloomy.
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That's not to say we shouldn't hear the bad news. It's just that it needs perspective. Tom Friedman has been splendid, I think, in getting exactly the right mix of optimism and concern.
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Finally some perspective on those almost daily troop deaths which every media outlet plasters on the front-page. Things are slowly improving!
Of course as long as President Kills Americans for Oil keeps the tame journalists tame by the revocation of press privileges (see: Helen Thomas), and the professional flackery (see: Andrew Sullivan et. al.) working for the Rove Spin Machine™ Sully will always be able to take a month off with pay courtesy of...who?.

Let's see what "obvious truth" President Completely Incoherent trotted out today:

"Obviously, I think they're going badly for the soldiers who lost their lives, and I weep for that person and their family. But no, I think we're making good progress, he said.
That's Monster Food for the Soul on a level surpassing any modern president, maybe any president in the history of the Republic, almost worthy of Adolf Hitler. Our Boy prostitutes himself for that collection of worthless DNA? Bet that's a quote that will never make it to the whatever-the-hell-it-is.com...See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, is the real motto of the Master of Milky Loads..."The Revolution Will Be Blogged" only if Karl Rove gives his permission, and Tom Friedman writes about it first.

posted by Jo Fish on 09.24.03 at 12:07 AM





Comments:

Are you suggesting a "Hitch" up of Friedman and Sully? Who would be the "Best Person" at the ceremony?

posted by: Shag from Brookline on 09.24.03 at 06:45 AM [permalink]



A double-headed dildo would be required as they're both "bottoms."

posted by: David Ehrenstein on 09.24.03 at 11:42 AM [permalink]






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