September 25, 2003


Thanx Darrell Issa

No one really wanted to know or remember that Ah-nold had done an interview with that bastion of journalistic integrity, Oui. Non. We really did not need to remember that once upon a time, Ah-nold was probably the pin-up boy in bathhouses world-wide. We never really cared. Still don't. But thanks to Darrell, we now remember more about the Sperminator than we ever really wanted to. To think, since Mappelthorpe passed away no one cared about pictures of Ah-nold. Now:

The reporter who uncovered the Monica Lewinski scandal claims a new scoop: full nude erotic photographs of Arnold Schwarzenegger taken by renowned gay photographer Robert Mapplethorpe.

Matt Drudge, on his Drudge Report, says that "voters have never seen an elected official in such detail."

Although copies of a benign nude photo of the bodybuilder-actor-politician that appeared in the 1970s publican After Dark have been circulating for months on the internet, the Mapplethorpe photos are reportedly "shocking".

In a world exclusive, Drudge reports that pictures so steamy they have been kept under lock at the New York Estate of Mapplethorpe who died in 1989.

Operatives with the Schwarzenegger campaign are reportedly rushing to ensure that pictures are not published.

You have to wonder how many pictures there are, reportedly Schwarzegger was one of Mapplethorpe's favorite models...hmmmm. Arnis, baby...here's a fork, methinks yer done.

For a million six, Darrell ought to at least get a set of autographed prints...ya think?

posted by Jo Fish on 09.25.03 at 11:23 PM





Comments:

This is a cover up! I demand an investigation!
Let's reveal the truth!

posted by: Shag from Brookline on 09.26.03 at 06:51 AM [permalink]



Based on the latest polls, apparently you'll have to hold the fork.

posted by: James on 10.02.03 at 11:22 AM [permalink]






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