September 27, 2003


WMD = Weapons of Massive Drunkeness

In what's sure to bring the truth is stranger than fiction saying to the minds of the non-kool-aid drinking population, this has to be the strangest thing I have seen yet. Seems a distillery in Scotland was under surveillance for (get ready) Weapons of Mass Destruction. That's right folks, don't touch that dial...

A distillery manager has told of his amazement after learning that US spies hunting weapons of mass destruction had been monitoring his whisky plant.
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"They said they had been monitoring our webcams because the process of making something very innocuous and pleasant is close to making weapons of mass destruction, apparently.

"We just think it is the funniest thing we have ever heard."
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An agency spokesman was reported as saying the distillery's webcams were of "no official interest".

Okay, there are three possible explanations I can think of:
  • The local spy brigade in the UK got really bored and was looking for the days that free tours are given;
  • Someone at the agency in Fort Belvoir has way too much time on their hands and needs a real job; or
  • This feed actually goes to the Bush Twins college dorm rooms, to let them watch a real-life version of "Follow that Booze" (apologies to FoodTV and Gordon Elliot).

posted by Jo Fish on 09.27.03 at 11:38 PM





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