Toss a couple of hookers at him, bet you'll get everything
In the Giving Away the Store department: Seems President Hump-a-Lump might have been humping more than Lauras leg. In fact is looks like he was humping the entire Street of Wall in ol' Nuevo York:
A day after a chilly reception at the United Nations last month, President Bush received a warmer greeting from a New York group that he had been keeping at arm's length: about a dozen leaders of the biggest firms on Wall Street.
That private meeting at the Waldorf-Astoria, to discuss the economy, is just one illustration of how the president and Wall Street seem to have grown on each other.
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After winning Congressional approval for cuts in taxes on dividends, capital gains and for certain business investments, and after navigating a raft of corporate accounting scandals that shook the investment community, President Bush seems to have won over many financial executives, who are now strongly supporting his re-election campaign.
A study to be released today shows that the financial community has surpassed all other groups, including lawyers and lobbyists, as the top industry among Mr. Bush's elite fund-raisers. The list of those generating $100,000 and $200,000 now includes chief executives like Henry M. Paulson of Goldman Sachs, John J. Mack of Credit Suisse First Boston and Stanley O'Neal of Merrill Lynch, whose firm has already raised twice the amount for Mr. Bush's re-election that it did during the entire 2000 campaign cycle.
I'm sure this scenario never happened.
[ring ring]
Yes.
Terrible about the buildings and all those people.
Yes.
Can you kill that EPA report so we can re-open?
Yes.
Checks are on their way.
Yes.
[click]
(fist pumping) YESSSSS.
posted by Jo Fish on 10.22.03 at 10:59 PM
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Oh, not only that, but he had his escape train all ready for after the meeting.