November 17, 2003


Scaredy widdle BunnyPanties

Never in the history of the Republic has there been a more paranoid, frightened little boy in charge than the current Miserable Failure. Word has it that he won't show up in the British Parliament becaus he does not want to be heckled (and the MP's who don't like him would do it too). He asked that parts of Buckingham Palace be rebuilt to make it more explosion proof, which apparently really pissed off the Queen, who rode out the Nazi bombing of London inside those very walls as a young woman.

So what does this tell us? Ah, that Bunnypants has less balls than a young woman...in other words none. Maybe he deserted from the TANG not to go work in Winny Blount's campaign in Alabama, but because he was too damn scared to get back into the cockpit again...it all sort of fits, doesn't it?

posted by Jo Fish on 11.17.03 at 09:43 PM





Comments:

Elizabeth also drove an ambulance during the blitz.

Of course, the Royals have a different upbringing, they expect their children to enter the military. Andrew is retired Royal Navy, and the rest had to go through at least one complete tour after college, including Princess Anne.

Prince Harry is spending his time working on an Australian cattle ranch before going to Sandhurst. He was in ROTC at Eton.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Bush ought to do the world a favor and resign. He can return to Texas and dig himself a bomb shelter.

posted by: Bryan on 11.17.03 at 10:53 PM [permalink]



Ah, little Shrubbie.

The one who put the "chicken" in "chickenhawk".

Hey, Shrubby, maybe you should have the SS frisk the queen right before you meet her. Just to make sure, and all.

posted by: Satan luvvs Repugs on 11.18.03 at 09:12 AM [permalink]



ou left out drunken cheerleader.

posted by: tim on 11.18.03 at 11:43 AM [permalink]






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