You could not write this stuff as fiction if you tried:
Rush Limbaugh says he's the victim of a rush to judgment.
I used to wonder, what kind of a name is "Rush" anyway. Now we know!
"Rush to Judgement". What a great tag line. Every blogger should start every Limbaugh story with that from now on. That'd be so CNN.
harpoon that whale, and distribute the blubber oil amongst the drunken cheerleader family.
