Here's another one you'll probably like:

All of this seems quite illogical

Obviously Skippy either slept or skipped science class; why else would you think he never learned how to pronounce "nuclear" correctly?

Come on, Jo, what science teacher would allow Dubya near a test tube or electricity. We've all heard about him and frogs.

Earth Science is about the closest he would have gotten because there are no experiments and few possibilities for disaster.

Bryan,
If earth science includes oil deposits, that might explain why George W never struck oil in his several Texas ventures. Just imagine, if he had studied science in college, perhaps he would have struck oil and left us alone. Then again, George W and the Bush dynasty (thank you Kevin Philips) have lots of friends who are well oiled. So he did strike it rich without learning science. But he learned well it's not what you know but whom you know.

I think the only reason he wants to put men on Mars is to look for oil deposits.

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