It seems like bad republican rumour week. Dump service records on the press, and a faux-intern scandal and look what comes out:
Fearless Leader had a girlfriend get an abortion in the 70's
Bill "Virtues of Being Virtuous" Bennett has a "friend" who happens to be leather-clad dominatrix "body-builder"
Man, this rumour-mongering is fun. It's too bad no republicans have been convicted in S&L cases lately and then pardoned by Preznit Dummer'n'Dirt...oh, wait...
Now to be like the big boys and tag it...
Dee-veloping...
posted by Jo Fish on 02.17.04 at 05:55 PM
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And let's not forget the more-than-rumor that Rick "Good Hair" Perry, Commander-in-Chief of Texas is getting divorced by his wife after she found him in bed once too often with a male staffer of his.
posted by: Lurch on 02.18.04 at 11:40 AM [permalink]