So there is still a little life left in the struggle to bring Afghanistan into the 21st Century even while here at home Gary Bauer & Co work tirelessly to take us back the the 12th Century. Hark! What was that noise...ah, the sound of troops steathily creeping around to catch Osama bin Laden...you know, they guy Fearless Leader wanted "Dead or Alive" in his best John Wayne swaggering bluster.
The U.S. military said Wednesday that a "renewed sense of urgency" is firing the search for Osama bin Laden, even as it dismissed reports that the fugitive al-Qaida leader had been located near the Afghan-Pakistan border.The U.S. military said Wednesday that a "renewed sense of urgency" is firing the search for Osama bin Laden, even as it dismissed reports that the fugitive al-Qaida leader had been located near the Afghan-Pakistan border.
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"The sands in their hourglass are running out," Lt. Col. Matthew Beevers, a spokesman for the U.S. military in Afghanistan, said of bin Laden and others. "We remain committed and reaffirm our effort to track these guys down and get 'em."
Yeah, now that they need to catch bin Laden, (a 6'5" Saudi male attached to a dialysis machine), I guess the 1600 Crew is starting to see the egg-timer run out.
There's something to be said for election years, and not all of it is good. I have to say that the magic 8-ball says about the capture of bin Laden..."answer in October". Yeah, why doesn't that surprise me.
posted by Jo Fish on 02.26.04 at 11:35 PM
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If the polls get much lower we'll need to pull him out of the hat before October.
Then we'll need another unifying national moment a couple of weeks before elections.
Could be bad news for San Francisco......
posted by: Lurch on 02.27.04 at 08:09 AM [permalink]
Lurch perhaps they should remind people of Bin laden plot to load bombs onto a jet in LA that was foiled during the Clinton administration.
that was a victory that was not really noticed much at the time, seems the blow job was more important news.
posted by: Mr.Murder on 02.28.04 at 12:44 AM [permalink]
I think they captured Osama already. Just waiting for Fearful Leader to go to Pakistan so he can personally capture him.
posted by: merl on 02.28.04 at 05:23 AM [permalink]