It takes a lot of nerve to do this...why not just come out and call him a fucking traitor and be done with it, VP Other Priorities, you know you want to...
In a blistering critique of Senator John Kerry's record on military issues, Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday portrayed the Democratic presidential candidate as weak, inconsistent and a threat to the security of the nation.
"Whatever the explanation, whatever nuances he might fault us for neglecting," Mr. Cheney said in a speech at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library here, "it is not an impressive record for someone who aspires to become commander in chief in this time of testing for our country."
He added: "The senator from Massachusetts has given us ample doubts about his judgment and the attitude he brings to bear on vital issues of national security."
Yeah, unlike the current "Commander-in-Chief" who could not keep his word to honor his commitment to the TANG and is doing a pretty piss-poor job now for our troops. Lack of Water got you down? Double and Triple Tours in Scenic Mesopotamis coming up? Body Armor not quite up to snuff there? All this information is delivered daily to the Secret Undisclosed Location, where all the cowards named Cheney are.
Don't worry, Preznit No Turkee and VP Angina have heard of such hardships, but golly-gee Gomer, it's never been a real problem for them. Ever.
