March 31, 2004


One-Eighty

Hmmmm.....

President Bush reversed himself yesterday and agreed to permit his national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, to testify in public and under oath before an independent commission investigating the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
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Capitulating on a second point, Bush said he will submit to questions in a private session with all 10 commissioners, backing off his previous demand to meet only with Chairman Thomas H. Kean and Vice Chairman Lee H. Hamilton. Bush added a new restriction by saying he will appear only with Vice President Cheney at his side.
Let's see, what other conditions can he add: the Moon must be in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligned with Mars; My Mother the Car has to be in remake with Jerry Van Dyke again, and a positive sighting of Elvis must be made by March 31st, in San Francisco. And Mrs. Hump-A-Lump has to be carrying a Space Alien baby.

You can take it to the bank that the Right-Leaning members of the Commission will be following a 1600 Crew approved Script and Condi-Liar will be practicing for a role that would win her an Oscar, if there were one for most convincing supporting liar.

And what is up with the Fearless Leader and Dick show? Does Unka Karl need Little Toad Cheney there to stick his hand up Preznit No Show's ass to make sure he does not talk too much or too incoherently? Or maybe they just need Unka Dick there just to hold Preznit Cheap Plastic Action Figures' hand, to keep up his spirits in the midst of adult conversation...sort of an interpreter and hanky holder all in one. Colin, the other "adult" must have had the day off.

posted by Jo Fish on 03.31.04 at 01:00 AM





Comments:

Actually George W and Dick C made a shrewd deal, giving up Condi under oath and avoiding testifying under oath themselves and testifying in tandem as a tag team. This way Dick C can move George W's lips; Dick C is no dummy.

posted by: Shag from Brookline on 03.31.04 at 06:12 AM [permalink]



Must have Dick by his side? I guess this really does tell us who is running the show. Every time GWB opens his mouth without a script damage control takes days to straighten things out. And why not under oath? Does that mean he intends to lie? What's new?

posted by: Lowell on 03.31.04 at 10:28 AM [permalink]



they'll turn all those mean questioners into racists, and it will work. i need a drink.

posted by: tim on 03.31.04 at 01:26 PM [permalink]



Another bush-Cheney flip-flop.

posted by: Mr.Murder on 04.01.04 at 03:31 PM [permalink]



Bush/Cheney- the ticket that testifies together stays together... family values!

posted by: Mr.Murder on 04.05.04 at 11:53 PM [permalink]






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