April 28, 2004


Snark-a-liscious

If there is not a great SNL skit that coming out from the Two Faux Patriots act in front of the 9/11 Commission, then the SNL folks ought to just hang it up.

President Bush's closed-door testimony to the Sept. 11 commission alongside Vice President Dick Cheney carries political risks for the White House. Leaning too much on Cheney could make Bush look weak, and inconsistencies with other officials could raise new questions.

Trying to head off criticism of Thursday's unusual side-by-side appearance, White House spokesman Scott McClellan said Tuesday that he expects Bush rather than Cheney to handle most of the questions.

The two will meet in a private session with all 10 commission members at the White House Thursday morning, beginning at 9:30 a.m. Members will be allowed to take notes but there will not be a stenographer present. That contrasts with commission interviews with former President Clinton and former Vice President Al Gore, which a commission member said were recorded.

Yeah, remember what happened last time a Chief Executive was caught in a lie under oath. I guess that the republicans in Congress (or the House of Thieves, as I like to call it) need to make sure that there can't be any grounds for impeachment; because, well, that would make them look like the hypocrites they are.

I guess that having C-SPAN there would make it too obvious that the Chimperor has not a stitch on, eh? Courage, indeed.

Run Away! Run Away!
posted by Jo Fish on 04.28.04 at 01:16 AM





Comments:

I picture the golfcart cowboy sitting on dick's lap, with dick's hand up his ass making his lips move

 posted by: merl on 04.28.04 at 01:41 AM [permalink]

This may be the biggest snow-job ever in the Oval Office. I assume that Charley and Edgar insisted upon the Oval Office as they can't get cornered there. Who will play W. C. Fields in this comedy?

 posted by: Shag from Brookline on 04.29.04 at 05:58 AM [permalink]

Where's the third stooge dammit. We need a vice-vice pResident to go along. CondieLiar? ColonBowell? Where's the third stooge?

 posted by: Mr.Murder on 04.30.04 at 04:06 PM [permalink]


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