I have finally figured it out...damn, I should have seen it all along. Andrew is to intellectual reasoning and writing what the Enquirer is to journalism. Poor Andrew. He wants sensationalism and because those pesky media-types are no longer going with the sensational, they're sticking to the factual. Apparently since the Nick Berg story has been receding a bit (I'm sure his family is grateful for small favors), the Duchess is now incensed that the pesky damn prison scandal is being well...revisited by the media.

Sullivan wants at least another week of full-on Berg coverage to get the media off his Codpiece and onto that other war porn...the kind that seems to just excite the warfloggers and blowhards to no end.

I guess that the actual, verifiable misdeeds of military miscreants of all ranks and positions is far less important to Andrew than his new tabloid interests. Well, in keeping with his new drive to be an up'n'coming Tabloid Blogger, look for him to fly to Mexico City to cover the strange lights in the sky, be abducted and conceive an Alien Baby, who will look like...Perlowitz...

"I was raped by androgynous Aliens who looked like Saddam and Osama and now I'm having their baby" by AS...yup, he's getting closer and closer...don't bogart that joint my friend...