I'm still waiting for a clever songwriter to come up with the lyrics for "Who Put the Mess in Mesopotamia?", in the to-come musical about Bush Jr.'s adventures in Iraq. Meanwhile, back at the oasis, Chalabi was given a wedgie, finally, by Bush Jr.'s Administration.

You mean me, Shaq? I've been using "Who put the Shah in the Shah-de-Shah-de-Shah? Who installed the man who ran Iran?" for weeks as an illustration of misguided efforts at nation-building that inevitably fall down and leave us with a country that hates us because of our support for a dictator, which is what I foresee for Iraq unless there is a change from non-leadership to leadership (i.e., remove the Bush in 2004).

they're too busy getting bad haircuts.

Maybe there's a good theme song on Farenheit 911...

1. Timely
   
2. Strategery
   
3. Webb wins
   
4. Huh?
   
5. Bunnypants in Bagdad
   
6. Outage
   
7. Filthy Lucre Watch
   
8. Playing the numbers
   
9. My letter to Countdown
   
10. Jefferson's Nigerian Scams