May 21, 2004


A documented Lie?

Fearless Leader comes to town a-riding on pony...stuck a feather in his ass and called it Denny Hastert. Just kidding. Just because Doughboy Denny has never passed up the buffet table, is no reason to get down on him when we get to point out another 1600 Crew lie...

Iraqis are ready to "take the training wheels off" and assume political power from the U.S.-led coalition, President Bush said Thursday as his administration began to roll out a rough plan for the June 30 transition of authority.
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Bush's job-approval ratings have slumped to the lowest levels of his presidency, dragged down by bloodshed in Iraq. He sought to reassure lawmakers that despite the polls, he is eager for his re-election fight.
Gee, I thought he did not "pay attention" to polls. He said so...right? Or is my memory bad? Then the story goes on to point out:
In remarks released by the White House on Thursday, Bush called the handover "a complete passage of sovereignty." He did not mention in the interview with Al Zaman newspaper, conducted Tuesday, that troops from the United States and other countries will be in Iraq indefinitely.
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But White House spokesman Scott McClellan said simply that Brahimi's candidates would be the people who take the reins of government. "I expect they will be the caretaker government," he said.
Doesn't this just remind you of the time when you take off the "training wheels" and the kid falls on his ass? The artificial election-friendly deadline of June 30th will serve no one, but will allow Fearless Leader to point to it as another Mission Accomplished; let's see how much this one costs in terms of blood, sweat and tears.

Oh, and let me take this opportunity to pile on Denny "Doughboy" Hastert, a true ignoramus, and a man not fit to lick John McCain's shoes. Eat me, you pusillanimous little punk. There, now I feel better. Digby has the ultimate smackdown.
posted by Jo Fish on 05.21.04 at 02:32 AM





Comments:

But do we dare take the "training wheels" off Bush Jr.'s daring adventure in Iraq? He's been operating with "training wheels" just about all of his adult life. What has he been able to accomplish without protection from daddy and his friends going back to his cheerleading days at Andover-Bendover?

 posted by: Shag from Brookline on 05.21.04 at 06:33 AM [permalink]

The only reason the Rethugs are turning the reins over to the Iraqis is to get at their oil. They cannot touch it until a legitimate government is in power. Then watch the feeding frenzy. Meanwhile the Iraqi resistance is foiling American plans at every turn. The resistance will ultimately wrest control from the puppet government we setup and probably nationalize all the oil resources. Much like what Castro and his bunch did in Cuba. We'll end up out on our collective asses while the new "legitimate" government dismantles everything the BushCo has set in motion.

 posted by: Lowell on 05.21.04 at 09:49 AM [permalink]

When you take the training wheels off, you still like to have a competent and responsible adult nearby to make sure you can ride. The Iraqis do not have that. I see someone flying off the bike into a tree.

 posted by: dean on 05.21.04 at 10:09 AM [permalink]

Hastert is not fit to lick any part of John McCain

 posted by: DAve on 05.21.04 at 11:12 AM [permalink]

DAve? That's nasty. Just nasty.

 posted by: dean on 05.21.04 at 01:42 PM [permalink]

Hastert is an obnoxious little troll. imagine the sheer gall, the incredible ignorance needed to lecture McCain about sacrifice. whilst Denny was coaching wrestling, McCain was flying combat sorties.

Hastert is not fit to lick any part of John McCain

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... *sniff* heh.

 posted by: the mullet on 05.21.04 at 10:23 PM [permalink]

Jo Fish you must have psychic abilities. "take the training wheels off and the kid falls on his ass" You were dead on, except he fell on his face not his ass. Of course since he is all ass it's easy to confuse the two. Being from Illinois, I can assure you Dennis Hastert is not the worst Congressman, not as long as Henry Hyde draws breath.

 posted by: JP on 05.24.04 at 12:59 AM [permalink]

Jo Fish you must have psychic abilities. "take the training wheels off and the kid falls on his ass" You were dead on, except he fell on his face not his ass. Of course since he is all ass it's easy to confuse the two. Being from Illinois, I can assure you Dennis Hastert is not the worst Congressman, not as long as Henry Hyde draws breath.

 posted by: JP on 05.24.04 at 01:00 AM [permalink]

I do not believe it. The mountain biking, sixteenth mile of a seventeen mile ride story. Don't believe it. Something more embarrassing than that happened and they are lying about it. They lie about everything. If he was mountain biking, I want to see videotape of the whole thing, start to finish. The whole ride including the fall. Otherwise, I chalk it up to another Bush lie. If I had to guess at the truth, it was some kind of weird thing that happened while he was coked up and drunk. Maybe it's a burn. Maybe he burned his face while freebasing.

 posted by: dean on 05.24.04 at 10:33 AM [permalink]

A seventeen mile journey.... no I watched the reruns, it was a THREE HOUR TOUR...

A THREE HOUR TOUR.

"Oh no lil' buddy what happened?" Does Bush call Cheney "Skipper"?

He got drunk on the coconut juice helping the Howells celebrate their tax cut.

On their desert Isle of Millionaires the Bush policy all makes sense.

posted by: Mr.Murder on 05.25.04 at 01:58 AM [permalink]


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