May 24, 2004


He plays "Warcraft", don't mess with him

Die hard warrior and part-time strategist Scott McClellan today spoke up in a spirited defense of the 1600 Crew. Drawing on his extensive military background and hundreds of days deployed with the 101st Keyboard Commandos, McClellan had this to say about retired Marine Corps General Anthony Zinni:

"I recognize he's a retired general who certainly stated his position," White House spokesman Scott McClellan told reporters. "But the president looks to those active commanders who are working to implement our policies and build a safer world to make America more secure."

Before his retirement, Zinni drew up invasion plans that called for deploying 300,000 troops, more than double the roughly 140,000 now in Iraq.

Immediately following the press grope and mutual maturbation session, McClellan went back to finish his latest version of "Tank Commander: Iraq", where he was winning by using game cracks provided by Ahmed Chalabi.

posted by Jo Fish on 05.24.04 at 05:28 PM





Comments:

His press conference was terrible. We'll be glad when he's out of office and people can say what they really think about him without fear of losing jobs or being denied a press pass.

posted by: Mr.Murder on 05.25.04 at 01:20 AM [permalink]



Sully's dream date...

posted by: Mr.Murder on 05.25.04 at 01:21 AM [permalink]



Is Scott Bush Jr.'s Tank McNamara? Or just a member of the Band?

posted by: Shag from Brookline on 05.25.04 at 06:15 AM [permalink]






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