It's a kinder, gentler Fascism. No, wait, it's morning in America. No, wait, it's say one thing do something different.

Now that The Clenis(tm) has been officially praised, will it be eliminated, like everything else the Commander-in-Chief praises?

The Best Speech #43 has ever given.

"The years have done a lot to clarify the strengths of this man. As a candidate for any office, whether it be the state attorney general or the president, Bill Clinton showed incredible energy and great personal appeal. As chief executive, he showed a deep and far-ranging knowledge of public policy, a great compassion for people in need, and the forward-looking spirit that Americans like in a president.''

"He could always see a better day ahead, and Americans knew he was working hard to bring that day closer. Over eight years it was clear that Bill Clinton loved the job of the presidency. He filled this house with energy and joy. He's a man of enthusiasm and warmth, who could make a compelling case and effectively advance the causes that drew him to public service.''

He just gave numerous reasons why we need #42 back....

yeah, i'll bet those kind words were heartfelt. about the best thing that can be said about preznit yale mongoloid is he reads quite well for an illiterate.

No dissonance, as much truth as he has spoken in one sitting ever... smooth delivery is the result.

He only gets tongue-tied when he starts lies about policy and war.

1. Timely
   
2. Strategery
   
3. Webb wins
   
4. Huh?
   
5. Bunnypants in Bagdad
   
6. Outage
   
7. Filthy Lucre Watch
   
8. Playing the numbers
   
9. My letter to Countdown
   
10. Jefferson's Nigerian Scams