Got it. Discovered why the Duchess has made her choice and the choice is not Kerry...and it proves that She is as shallow as a storm drain in Sugarland, TX...
At a deeper level, it seems to me that Kerry is a world-class crashing bore. ...
Amazing, I was unaware that even someone purportedly as bright as Sullivan, (ok...all his other hi-jinks notwithstanding) would make an informed decision on the electability of a public official based on their Entertainment Value. Jeebus. Is it not enough that Kerry can actually put sentences together, pronounce words correctly and articulate an idea of any kind not related to Freedom being Secure? Does he now need a stand-up routine to connect with the likes of Sullivan, to make him have a 'less boring' dimension that would draw in a voter like the Duchess, if she could vote?
I have a feeling that since the Dupont Dickhead managed to almost singlehandedly coarsen political debate in this country while at TNR, she is trying once again to influence an outcome by resorting to a gross oversimplification of these competing candidates. All for reasons best known to herself and Beagle; certainly not for any rational reasons...after all, as Sullywatch says, Andrew spends most days doing "he loves me, he loves me not" in front of an 8x10 color glossy photo of Her Hero, with circle and arrow and a paragraph on the back of each one describing Her unrequited love for Him (damn that Pickles!).
So to Review the Princess Political Primer:
Preznit Raper of Republics = Good and Wholesome and Entertaining
John Kerry: Patrician, Overly Intellectual and Boring Boring Boring = BAD. Besides he just looks French.
posted by Jo Fish on 06.28.04 at 01:52 AM
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Don't forget that Senator Kerry can also account for all his time in service. It's been documented.
You could look it up.
Being a world-class skater (non-ice variety) Sulliboob idolizes those who, like him, have no discernible reason for their notoreity.
posted by: Lurch on 06.28.04 at 07:32 AM [permalink]
what the fuck is a crashing bore? is that like when the drunken cheerleader crashed his redneckmobile in maine? damn, i didn't know kerry was a drunk driver too.
In Ireland, County Kerry protested Bush Jr.'s presence. In the U.S., Kerry Country will continue to protest Bush Jr.'s ineptness and arrogance. Erin go braugh! Bush Jr. can go "braugh-less".
posted by: Shag from Brookline on 06.29.04 at 08:23 AM [permalink]
