June 28, 2004


Really?

Ever the scholar of Monumental Global Happenings and Water Polo, it seems that our Beloved Leader took a break from penning his latest article for Foreign Affairs to do an interview with Radio and Television Ireland, where he made this amazing pronouncement:

... You've got a democracy in Pakistan. ...
A quick search of Google (which apparently is not used by the 1600 Crew) turns up this gem:
THE ongoing tussle in Pakistan, dear readers, is about democracy. The people of Pakistan and the politicians there are, no doubt, hungry for democracy, as they believe they don't have enough of it. And they feel that ever since Field Marshal Ayub Khan seized power in a coup in 1958--marking the end of a briefly lasted parliamentary system - there has been no real democracy there.
...
Since then, the people and politicians of Pakistan have sufficient reasons to believe that there is no democracy in their country in real terms. What is touted as democracy thereafter, they feel, is just drama - only to show to the outside world that there is an elected parliament and democratic system of governance - and that this is far from reality.
Well, better luck next time Preznit Knoz2Little; it's www.google.com; tell the staff.

posted by Jo Fish on 06.28.04 at 03:09 AM





Comments:

Yes, but if he says it, it must be true. Look over there in Bagdad we've just turned the country over to the locals. It doesn't matter that we've still got an army there and they can't pass certain laws, does it?

posted by: lawguy on 06.28.04 at 07:23 AM [permalink]



how can they transfer power by we were sleeping? why they lied to us? they do things without leting us now

posted by: marisol on 06.28.04 at 03:24 PM [permalink]



while you were sleeping they were transfering power in iraq

usa

posted by: on 06.28.04 at 03:26 PM [permalink]



i keep waiting in vain for preznit yale grad to say something profound. what a waste it is not to have a mind. christ, i miss dan quayle.

posted by: on 06.28.04 at 06:30 PM [permalink]



Bush can't even *spell* Pakistan, let alone Google it up. Y'know, isn't Laura a librarian or a school teacher? Can't *she* teach our Dumb-Ass Dictator a little geography?

posted by: SMD on 06.28.04 at 09:11 PM [permalink]



Yesterday, on one of the networks, they had a LIVE interview in the midafternoon here with someone in Turkey who was going over the meeting and the change of soveriegnty in Saigo- errr Bagdhad and it was the day over there too.

Nice staged false "live" meeting. Kind of hard to to be high noon both sides of the fucking planet at the same damned time.

And the conversation went so smooth, you would almost think they were talking. Just like Dead Gillespie the RNC Enron boss wrote it up...

posted by: Mr.Murder on 06.29.04 at 05:00 AM [permalink]






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