July 17, 2004


Things I'm glad to know

Over at MSNBC they have a list of stupid laws. Glad I never lived in Mississippi or went drinking there in my bachelor Navy days...

LAW: A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
COUNTRY: USA / STATE: Mississippi
CITATION: 97-29-55 Seduction of female over age of eighteen by promised or pretended marriage.
ACTUAL: If any person shall obtain carnal knowledge of any woman, or female child, over the age of eighteen years, of previous chaste character, by virtue of any feigned or pretended marriage or any false or feigned promise of marriage, he shall, upon conviction, be imprisoned in the penitentiary not more than five years; but the testimony of the female seduced, alone, shall not be sufficient to warrant a conviction.
I'd still be in jail. The check is still in the mail though, honest.

posted by Jo Fish on 07.17.04 at 11:03 PM





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Does this include Chick tracts?

posted by: boloboffin on 07.18.04 at 03:56 AM [permalink]



I agree with the butter law. I hate margarine.

posted by: merl on 07.18.04 at 06:14 AM [permalink]



Amen to that. I thought 'The Three Lies' were sanctioned by the guvmint.

1-I love you
2-The check's in the mail
3-No, I won't lose it in your mouth (edited for public consuption, no pun intended)

posted by: The Fixer on 07.18.04 at 08:55 AM [permalink]



What's Haley Barber's(Barbour?) excuse...he's jipped the entire state...

posted by: Mr.Murder on 07.19.04 at 02:28 AM [permalink]



msnbc and stupidity. could it be any other way?

posted by: on 07.19.04 at 06:23 PM [permalink]



Hell, jail' no punishment. Make him marry her!

posted by: Yankee in exile on 07.21.04 at 10:01 AM [permalink]






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