July 29, 2004


Skippy, Skippy, Skippy...

our good buddy skippy the bush kangaroo, has a most worthy post noting that the gang whose war lies are as transparent as cellophane can't even lie about the little things and get it right...

the first family...does not snack...they are very good at respecting meal time hours and do not eat between meals...there is no snacking..."

- white house pastry chef roland mesnier, whitehouse.gov, 7/27/04


versus

"president bush fainted for a brief time sunday in the residence of the white house while eating a pretzel and watching a professional football game on television."

- cnn, 1/14/02

now skippy, play nice with the poor incompetant, it's not nice to make fun of the intellectually challenged un-elected alkies.
posted by Jo Fish on 07.29.04 at 12:57 AM





Comments:

skippy always plays nice in the sandbox!

 posted by: jillian on 07.29.04 at 12:41 PM [permalink]

Well, it's that "time" thing that Repugs have so much trouble with ('we knew Saddam HAD chemical weapons').

Between-meal snax must have been banned by executive order after a "pretzel incident".

That must be why Osama got away; the CIA was just *so* busy tracking down terrorist pretzels. They attacked the preznit! 9/11 changed everything! Death to pretzels! Oh, and let's attack all those other snacks too...how can we trust the chips after what the pretzels did?

 posted by: Satan luvvs Repubs on 07.29.04 at 02:46 PM [permalink]

credit where credit is due, folks!

those bits were found by the amazing judd legum of winning argument and the progress report!

 posted by: skippy on 07.29.04 at 03:18 PM [permalink]

and yet, it looks like the drunken retard will be elected. what a mess.

 posted by: on 07.29.04 at 05:35 PM [permalink]

The individual identified as the White House pastry chef would appear to be...FRENCH!

Roland Mesnier, ha, probably a Chirac plant to spread misinformation about the Dear Leader.

And what does a pastry chef do, he bakes. And how are pretzels made...they are BAKED.

 posted by: Bryan on 07.29.04 at 06:48 PM [permalink]


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