August 23, 2004


Bob Dole, a $2 Whore in Crawford

Bob Dole, who wants to be the either the Grand Old Man of GOoPerville, or in what's-her-name's pants (or both) has to be one of the biggest political whores of all time; he was when he was in Congress, and he still is. He's in Crawford, probably supervising Preznit Dummer'n'Dogshit taking them little blue pills so's he can do to Laura what he's been doing to America, and Bobby Fossil-Face comes out with this:

Former Republican Sen. Bob Dole suggested Sunday that John Kerry apologize for past testimony before Congress about alleged atrocities during the Vietnam War and joined critics of the Democratic presidential candidate who say he received an early exit from combat for "superficial wounds."
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"One day he's saying that we were shooting civilians, cutting off their ears, cutting off their heads, throwing away his medals or his ribbons," Dole said. "The next day he's standing there, 'I want to be president because I'm a Vietnam veteran.'
For the record, of course, Dole forgets that Kerry was doing his second tour in Vietnam, the first was just not "in-country"; Dole also might want to re-read his comments concerning one of his own Purple Hearts:
In a 1988 campaign-trail autobiography, here's how Dole described the incident that earned him his first Purple Heart: "As we approached the enemy, there was a brief exchange of gunfire. I took a grenade in hand, pulled the pin, and tossed it in the direction of the farmhouse. It wasn't a very good pitch (remember, I was used to catching passes, not throwing them). In the darkness, the grenade must have struck a tree and bounced off. It exploded nearby, sending a sliver of metal into my leg--the sort of injury the Army patched up with Mercurochrome and a Purple Heart." (via Kos)
And as for atrocities, I don't think that Kerry was citing a specific instance or person; but hey Bob, don't let inconvenient little historical facts like My Lai, or the Officer-like qualities of guys like William Calley stop your Whoring for Codpiece ... after all, you know Colin Powell didn't recommend paying attention to them either and look how far the 1600 Crew has taken him.

posted by Jo Fish on 08.23.04 at 06:52 PM





Comments:

limp arm, limp dick and limp brain. how very sad.

posted by: on 08.23.04 at 10:24 PM [permalink]



Watch Libby Dole get herself a nice, shiny new job now.

Bob Dole knows politics.

Bob Dole knows pimping.

posted by: on 08.23.04 at 11:28 PM [permalink]



Dole gave himself friendly fire injury and the blast killed a fellow soldier. Another soldier pulled him to safety. Not a put-down it is just kind of telling about his effort to criticise others in the matter of war.

Then again his third person rants "Bob Dole wah-wah-wah..." combined with using a complete neocon platform full of the Jerry Fartwell positions made him an all time stooge.

Took all the things he fought for and traded them for a ticket place vs. a good incumbent. He even kissed Quayle's ass who had Guard Dodger written all over him.

You know Ahnold's dad was part of the SS Dole was landing to fight at Anzio. The final nail in this will be when he kisses the G.rO.P.enators' ass at the RNC.

They've stolen enough money to last 5 lifetimes. Just let one person make some kind of appearance for the media to coronate because the double digit inflation Greenspan has helped heap via Bush's tax cuts will cripple any domestic platform. The short term memory and the complicit media will bring us a new Reagan somewhere down the road. They'll discredit Kerry like they did Jimmy Carter before it's all said and done.

Then Ahnold and Newt and Jeb being called upon by the media will take over for another round of stealing.

posted by: Mr.Murder on 08.24.04 at 12:14 AM [permalink]



Looks like he's reliving his Real World days...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95orealworld1.phtml

posted by: jillian on 08.24.04 at 12:25 AM [permalink]



Re "A $2 Whore in Crawford"

In case it's of interest: While a Senator he may have been overpriced at $2 but he conned the(us)suckers out of a lot more than that. If you can find it, read "Senator For Sale", a book by Stanley G. Hilton, Copyright 1995, St. Martin's Press hardcover edition, copyright 1995,paperback edition/March 1996. Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 95-24220.

posted by: Tom on 08.24.04 at 05:56 AM [permalink]



Re "A $2 Whore in Crawford"

In case it's of interest: While a Senator he may have been overpriced at $2 but he conned the(us)suckers out of a lot more than that. If you can find it, read "Senator For Sale", a book by Stanley G. Hilton, Copyright 1995, St. Martin's Press hardcover edition, copyright 1995,paperback edition/March 1996. Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 95-24220.

posted by: Tom on 08.24.04 at 05:59 AM [permalink]



This gives new meaning to being "On the Dole". We can't call Bob pineapple face anymore since his cosmetic surgery tightening his facial skin. Or could it be the Viagra that results in skin stretching you know where.

posted by: Shag from Brookline on 08.24.04 at 06:11 AM [permalink]



Very, very sad. I'm a vet from that era, and I know what went on, and it isn't what Kerry says. There were individual atrocities, and they were handled appropriately, by courts martial and the like. Kerry's accusations come from the so-called Winter Soldier Investigation, which has been proven to be a fraud. Many of the "vets" who testified there either had not been in Vietnam or hadn't been in the military at all. Not a single charge leveled during Winter Soldier could be corroborated.

And how sad that your bile is so, well, bilious that you slander a man who lost the use of his arm fighting the Nazis. Very, very sad.

posted by: USMC Vet on 08.25.04 at 03:52 PM [permalink]



Does USMC Vet have any corroborating link that shows the fraud in the Winter Soldier investigation?

I found this link that says none have been refuted.

http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Winter-Soldier-Investigation

Though i haven;t made it all the way thru this page it puts teh arguments out there pretty well.

BTW, the condescending holier than thou tone is a real turn off.

Smed

posted by: Smedley Butler on 09.15.04 at 11:04 AM [permalink]






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