Fearless Leader kept talking about the "hard work". And for those troops over there on the ground, it is. Like the kind of "hard work" he ran away from 30 years ago in the National Guard, the same National Guard that is doing that Hard Work...what the fuck does he know about "Hard Work"?
Oh, and I liked it when the Preznit Vociferous acted all offended about Allawi being called out as a puppet, but what else do you call and ex-CIA employee installed in a conquered country? Legitimate? I think not.
posted by Jo Fish on 10.01.04 at 12:17 AM
Comments:
it looked like bush was havin 'nam flashbacks....mainly cocaine withdrawal.
posted by: tim on 10.01.04 at 01:27 AM [permalink]
Let's analyze this: Allawi is a sock puppet, with Bush Jr.'s hand up his arse; Bush Jr. is also a sock puppet with Cheney's hand up his arse. This is the chain of command in Iraq? This reminds me of the commercial for a new soap product back in the late 1940s: "If Rinso won't rinse it and Duz won't do it, then 'Fug' it." These dirty socks need cleaning, badly!
posted by: Shag from Brookline on 10.01.04 at 06:25 AM [permalink]
It's hard work. President Nosecandy can hardly get to the golf course more than a few times a week, he's working so hard.
Well, considering that the news reports this morning say that Allawi's big speech was at least partly written by the White House, calling him a "puppet" seems pretty accurate.
posted by: Satan luvvs Repubs on 10.01.04 at 12:51 PM [permalink]
So much for the old saying, "Hard work never killed anybody".
posted by: Bolts on 10.01.04 at 03:02 PM [permalink]
Yeah Carlylse group member, Bush election staffer wrote Allawi's speech.
It is probably pronounced Aya-wee
But 'allowees' are what sovereignty is all about to aWol Bushco. Bush allows him to rule be appointment/decree.
Ten million Afghanis registered! Most of them W.omen who love having Bush's choice of w.arlords rape them to/from the polls.
Intimidate black citizens in FLA from registration for voting, spend money on such in other lands nowhere near ready for such a process...
posted by: Mr.Murder on 10.01.04 at 04:09 PM [permalink]
Pet Goat Moment: The moment reflected on a politician's face when he realizes his country is under attack by terrorists and the only thing he can think to do is continue reading "My Pet Goat" to his intellectual equals or the moment during a crucial debate when all he can think to say is "Don't forget Poland" and signing the order to send soldiers to Iraq is "hard work." Also the effect of chemically-induced dementia in middle age due to youthful long-term chronic alcohol and drug abuse. Example usage: "George Bush had a few pet goat moments during last night's debate."
The presidency does involve a lot of "hard work." It is obvious to me that Bush does not have the capacity for the job. At risk of preaching to the choir, his base of knowledge is limited, he lacks curiosity, shows an inability for critical thinking and remains a mean and arrogant prick.
Yes, he is working hard ... at the wrong things.
posted by: C. Grove on 10.01.04 at 06:50 PM [permalink]
The phrase of the day around our house is, "This Presidentin' is hard work." Try saying it to all the Republicans you meet.
posted by: Dr.BDH on 10.01.04 at 06:53 PM [permalink]
Of course it's hard work. Remember how strained he looked carrying in that heavy turkey last Thanksgiving. How much you want to bet he does it again this year?
