By the Hairy Thunderers man-boobs, I don't think I ever saw a more blatant lie than Preznit Mellow Buzz told tonight....
I truly am not that concerned about him
That would be the same Osama bin Laden whose family bailed out the Cowardly Fratboi from his Big Misadventures in Bidness, right? Karen Hughes, Le Madame of the 1600 Crew hooker Brigade was on spinning this gaffe, saying that Osama was in possibly three places and anyway, it was all Tommy Franks fault. There they go again, blaming the soldiers...here's the April 17th, 2002 Washington Post:
The Bush administration has concluded that Osama bin Laden was present during the battle for Tora Bora late last year and that failure to commit U.S. ground troops to hunt him was its gravest error in the war against al Qaeda, according to civilian and military officials with first-hand knowledge.
Intelligence officials have assembled what they believe to be decisive evidence, from contemporary and subsequent interrogations and intercepted communications, that bin Laden began the battle of Tora Bora inside the cave complex along Afghanistan's mountainous eastern border. Though there remains a remote chance that he died there, the intelligence community is persuaded that bin Laden slipped away in the first 10 days of December.
After-action reviews, conducted privately inside and outside the military chain of command, describe the episode as a significant defeat for the United States. A common view among those interviewed outside the U.S. Central Command is that Army Gen. Tommy R. Franks, the war's operational commander, misjudged the interests of putative Afghan allies and let pass the best chance to capture or kill al Qaeda's leader. Without professing second thoughts about Tora Bora, Franks has changed his approach fundamentally in subsequent battles, using Americans on the ground as first-line combat units.
Even as they try and rewrite history, it's there to bite their lying asses.
...chirp chirp chirp....
And...Do we now have a new Prezinitial Word? PayGoo...hey, you! I'll take my cheesesteak wit wiz'n'paygoo...mmmmm paygoo...we give that to you Murika, from Preznit Paygoo...
I was absolutely obsessed by the foam in the right corner of Preznit Paygoo's mouth for about the first 30 minutes or so, before he retrieved the vodka from below the podium...it was, I think, proof that he's in fact a rabid wingnut...I don't think the man can do anything but talk in soundbites...truly it's the cracker campaign for the republicans, everything is bite-sized.
I wish that on the 2nd Amendment question, Kerry had brought up how Asscrack restricted the use of background checks to look for terrorists, but I like how he tossed in how it's in the al-Q handbooks, that its soooo easy to come to a gun show and buy a weapon that al-Q gets a competitive advantage thanks to them. And the beauty of it, Kerry never said "NRA".
The Preznit talked (again) in soundbites, Kerry talked in the grown-up language of policy. Did you see Preznit Paygoo almost shit a brick when Kerry referenced Bill Clinton...best shocker of the night...
The other thing was, and someone else pointed this out...almost every answer by Preznit Blow Hole came back to edumacation somehow...I was sure that somehow he was going to bring the question on homosexuality back to readin' rightin' and rithmatic....NCLB = Non-Caring Lying Bush? Just askin'.
posted by Jo Fish on 10.13.04 at 11:16 PM
Comments:
Yes, I saw that! President Nosecandy (I think that was a little powder in the corner of his mouth, Jo) did look stunned when the Senator mentioned Clinton. I think he should have done that more. Remember, the Republicans always reference other Democrats and try to run against them. They brought up Dukakis a lot this year. They have not mentioned the Big Dog. They are afraid of the Big Dog. Kerry should have talked Big Dog up more and compared and contrasted the eight years of peace and prosperity of the Clinton administration with the four years of failure of President Mumblef**k.
Hey, cut Dear Leader a little slack. You'd have that frozen rictus of a half - leer, half - smile on your face too if you had Karen Hughes shrieking in one ear and Rove shrieking in the other all night long.
It must have been hell for the lad when they both weren't saying the exact the same thing at the same time, particularly given the distortion involved with those little receivers buried in each of his ears. Talk about cognitive dissonance.
posted by: fbg46 on 10.14.04 at 11:32 AM [permalink]
Hey, cut Dear Leader a little slack. You'd have that frozen rictus of a half - leer, half - smirk on your face too if you had Karen Hughes shrieking in one ear and Rove shrieking in the other all night long.
It must have been hell for the lad when they both weren't saying the exact the same thing at the same time, particularly given the distortion involved with those little receivers buried in each of his ears. Talk about cognitive dissonance.
posted by: fbg46 on 10.14.04 at 11:33 AM [permalink]
if only the c.i.a. required its agents to go to community college and study law enforcement, osama would be found in his crawford hiding spot.
posted by: tim on 10.14.04 at 11:58 AM [permalink]
Now is the time to ram it home. Please make up some -
Drunk Drivers For Bush/Cheney
bumper stickers. It could be a very nice thing for the undecided voter near you. Especially at the 21st Century community college parking lot.
Thanks.
Buzz Meeks,
Chair, Drunk Drivers For Bush/Cheney 04
posted by: Buzz Meeks on 10.14.04 at 02:05 PM [permalink]
Did you see Preznit Paygoo almost shit a brick when Kerry referenced Bill Clinton
Didja see him shit a brick when Kerry referenced Reagan?
