i can't, for i am off to community college so i can get a better job. four more beers, four more beers!

Mark Hyman of Sinclair Broadcasting, on why his company is making affiliate television stations carry far rightwing agitprop against John Kerry just before the election:

"If you use that logic and reasoning, that means every car bomb in Iraq would be an in-kind contribution to John Kerry. Weak job performance ratings that came out last month would have been an in- kind contribution to John Kerry. And that's just nonsense."
Are you freaking kidding me? Is he saying the facts are in-kind contributions to Kerry? And Sinclair's going to try to counter that?

Are you cheneying kidding me?

Mom writes (pardon the irony) B-rag lesbo novels, daughter runs dad's campaign as a lesbian on an anti-gay platform.

Failures of imagination they are not.

Of course she'd tell me to go cheney myself if I asked her about the contra-dick-shun.

And I'd tell her to call O'Lielly and tell him that, he gets a kick outta it. Perhaps the energy bill can include free power batteries for their use...

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