October 24, 2004


Sky...Falling...Condition Bert! or is it Elmo??

In their ever-increasing fervor to make us all believe that Preznit Wasted Daze will keep us safer from roaming puppies while hugging teenage girls, the Department of Chicken Little issued a Terra™ alert a few months ago...

In early July, the Homeland security secretary, Tom Ridge, declared that credible intelligence showed Al Qaeda intended to launch a "large-scale attack" inside the United States to "disrupt our democratic process." More than three months later, counterterrorism officials in the United States and overseas say they are still concerned, but have uncovered little specific evidence of a plot timed to the election.
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There are now doubts among intelligence officials that a group of eight men arrested in Britain last August planned to strike in the United States around the presidential election, as suspected at first.

And an informant on Al Qaeda, who told authorities last spring that there might be an election-season attack in the United States, has recently been discredited, the officials said.

Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! Bah.

posted by Jo Fish on 10.24.04 at 01:29 AM





Comments:

If an attack is so imminent, Why is Condi out on the stump for Bush?

posted by: Kathryn on 10.24.04 at 11:22 AM [permalink]



No, Bert is yellow. Ernie is orange. Elmo, as you seem to be aware, is red.

Are we ever going back to Grover, or even Oscar? Probably not in my lifetime, or at least in the Sesame Street years of my kiddo.

posted by: PhoenixRising on 10.24.04 at 01:09 PM [permalink]



They probably figured out that they would have a real revolution on their hands if they tried to delay the election on more fabricated intelligence.

posted by: Lowell on 10.26.04 at 09:10 AM [permalink]



Should have each terra color code named after a flavor of lucky charms. Green Clover is a favorite of the kids'...

posted by: Mr.Murder on 10.26.04 at 11:00 PM [permalink]



The color-coded terror alert is the only reason Tom Ridge still has a job right now.

posted by: capitol on 10.29.04 at 11:24 PM [permalink]






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