Looks like Preznit Dangerous Pretzel has nominated a new guy for the non-Job of the cabinet: Commerce Secretary (did Don Evans actually do anything?)

If confirmed by the Senate, Gutierrez would succeed Commerce Secretary Donald Evans, a Texas confidant of Bush's, who announced his resignation shortly after the Nov. 2 election. The president announced his selection at the White House, calling Gutierrez "a visionary executive" and "one of America's most respected business leaders."
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"He learned English from a bellhop at a Miami hotel," President Bush said in introducing Gutierrez at the White House. "Carlos will now carry on the work of a distinguished leader, Commerce Secretary Don Evans," the president said.