November 29, 2004


Tit and Tat

Looks like Preznit Dangerous Pretzel has nominated a new guy for the non-Job of the cabinet: Commerce Secretary (did Don Evans actually do anything?)

If confirmed by the Senate, Gutierrez would succeed Commerce Secretary Donald Evans, a Texas confidant of Bush's, who announced his resignation shortly after the Nov. 2 election. The president announced his selection at the White House, calling Gutierrez "a visionary executive" and "one of America's most respected business leaders."
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"He learned English from a bellhop at a Miami hotel," President Bush said in introducing Gutierrez at the White House. "Carlos will now carry on the work of a distinguished leader, Commerce Secretary Don Evans," the president said.
Well, they've got something in common...Guitierrez learned his English from a bellhop, and Preznit Illiterate hasn't learned English yet. Suppose that bellhop is still available?

posted by Jo Fish on 11.29.04 at 12:41 PM





Comments:

I'd suggest, for the sake of some fuckin' honesty (something foreign to this bunch), the role of Presidential Syncophant, but that would cover the entirety of Bush's cabinet.

posted by: suburban refugee on 11.29.04 at 02:33 PM [permalink]



I once had call to look at the front page of Evans' Commerce Dept. ... it was nothing but propaganda for the Hand Puppet.

posted by: Tony Goins on 11.29.04 at 05:16 PM [permalink]



it looks like the latins have taken over from the negroes in the republican minority exploitation game.

posted by: pickles on 11.29.04 at 06:01 PM [permalink]



Yeah, that new commerce guy is a real winner alright.

He all but eliminated Kellogg's from Battle Creek, Michigan.

posted by: Barndog on 11.30.04 at 06:48 AM [permalink]






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