December 07, 2004


Pretty funny

Every once in a while a gem sneaks in to make you smile. Enjoy.

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection
with him. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took
her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in
front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him." "I noticed the 'Choose
Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen
the car.

Sounds about right.
posted by Jo Fish on 12.07.04 at 10:01 AM





Comments:

Very Good!

 posted by: m on 12.07.04 at 05:01 PM [permalink]

i'm guessing she was fat and ugly, as well as demented.

 posted by: the drunken cheerleader on 12.07.04 at 08:58 PM [permalink]

Good joke. Sometimes being a Christian involves "hard work," really "hard work," like the "hard work" Bushy has as president. But then I don't mistake him for a Christian. Bushy doesn't even live by the Golden Rule...do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Based on the "reaping what you've sown" idea, then Bushy should be kicked out of the White House and sent to a homeless shelter for long-term KP duty. Or he should really suit up and go pull some convoy duty in Iraq. Naw. Bushy is one of those elitists who leaves the really "hard work" to the pee-ons. Bushy and his elitist ilk have the same mind-set as the killers of Jesus Christ, which automatically puts him and them at odds with everything Jesus taught. Bushy and his elitist ilk are the "thieves" Jesus kept mentioning. Just like the lady in your humorous car analogy, a self-proclaimed Christian openly displaying her righteousness and religious superiority (like an old-time Pharisee?) while getting angry at anyone who dares to get in her way. Why, I think I've just described the attitude of the people in the Bushy administration, too. They also seek to steamroll over anyone that dares to get in their way. Hardly a Christian attitude emanating from the Bushy White House and Republicon-controlled Congress, is it? If Jesus were to return today, he would storm into the Bushy White House and Congress and declare them for what they truly are...dens of thieves. And, of course, Homeland Security would immediately handcuff and haul Jesus off to some undisclosed location for some heavy-duty psy-ops rehabilitation.

 posted by: PaulTEXAS on 12.08.04 at 02:06 AM [permalink]

Beautiful!

 posted by: Glen England on 12.08.04 at 06:34 AM [permalink]

If Jesus made an appearance today, the fundies would string him up.

 posted by: merl on 12.08.04 at 09:50 PM [permalink]

I bet PaulTEXAS is from Austin, Tx. Hard to believe Austin has the biggest Homosexual population outside of San Francisco. I have to wonder if PaulTEXAS has been to Iraq? Or does she just like to complain about it?

 posted by: Kel on 12.10.04 at 03:06 PM [permalink]

SO true Paul. The moneychangers in the temple.

Gonzales' stepson worked with Larry Flynt.

But those Christian Bushes got Kitty Kelley fired. Must have really hit a nerve so they tried to silence her.

Far more sordid tales to come...

 posted by: Mr.Murder on 12.11.04 at 06:14 AM [permalink]

SO true Paul. The moneychangers in the temple.

Gonzales' stepson worked with Larry Flynt.

But those Christian Bushes got Kitty Kelley fired. Must have really hit a nerve so they tried to silence her.

Far more sordid tales to come...

 posted by: Mr.Murder on 12.11.04 at 06:14 AM [permalink]


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