December 28, 2004


Tom Ridge: His Real Color...Green

After several years of doing absolutely nothing but increasing the sales of duct tape and multi-colored media it seems that everyones favorite Color-by-Numbers Cabinet official is set to rake in the loot. For doing nothing.

For a man who spent much of his childhood in public housing, Tom Ridge has done pretty well for himself. His salary as secretary of homeland security, $175,700, is more than five times what the average American earns.

But he is about to do a whole lot better.

After a long career in government service as a congressman, Pennsylvania governor and cabinet member, Mr. Ridge is stepping down but staying in Washington. His job prospects are stratospheric, say executive hiring experts and old Washington hands.

Mr. Ridge is being bombarded with offers, friends say, though he has made no commitments. If he postpones full-time employment for a turn on the lecture circuit, he could easily command $50,000 per appearance, topping his annual cabinet salary in a single week of speech making. If he dusts off his law degree and signs on as a rainmaker for a big Washington law firm, he could earn $1 million a year. And if he takes his name brand to a corporation competing for the burgeoning business of domestic security, that million could multiply many times over.

I wonder who will pay to hear him explain his irrefutable leadership role in developing the color-coded Terra™ system and his incredible fortitude in issuing those meaningful "chatter alerts"...Yellow...Orange....Orange...Yellow.

Bert

Ernie

Thank the Hairy Thunderer we never got to Elmo, there might have been a run on duct tape the likes of which would have been of biblical proportions...

Cats and Dogs, living together. Mr. Governor you've just saved the lives of millions of registered Voters.

May Bill Murray forgive me.

posted by Jo Fish on 12.28.04 at 09:48 PM





Comments:

What could he possibly have to say that is worth anything?

posted by: merl on 12.28.04 at 10:04 PM [permalink]



Re: Ridge and all the other politicians who eventually cash in: what are their real qualifications other than influence? what if they had, before serving in public office, tried to get such jobs: how much would they have been paid if they were lucky? How much more knowledge, other than contacts and influence, have they acquired while in public office? The Fannie Mae compensation issue should be directly addressed. Did the "fired" executives get their golden parachutes because of their financial and business acumen or because of their contacts? Also, Billy Tauzin and his $2 million/year lobbying job for a pharmaceutical association after pushing through the Medicare "reform" bill that that industry makes out like a bandit with. Someone should jam the revolving door.

posted by: Shag from Brookline on 12.29.04 at 09:38 AM [permalink]



can you imagine the level of intelligence of the people paying a zero like tom ridge 50 grand for filling a room with his ludicrous bile? his first stop will probably be yale, an institution famous for coddling morons.

posted by: the drunken cheerleader on 12.29.04 at 12:12 PM [permalink]



I still remember the mad rush to the hardware stores for duct tape and plastic. Most stupid exercise in futility ever. I blame the clueless media as well for parroting his advice to create those damned home emergency kits. God forbid they ask any experts for a sanity check.

It's as if they thought the Israel model was applicable, that terrorists were capable of using Scud missiles with chem-bio warheads to rain down on cities. Morons. What a waste of money and resources.

posted by: J. on 12.29.04 at 03:43 PM [permalink]



It appears to me that one gets a job in this preznit's cabinet if A; You got the goods on someone, or B; Someone (georgie) OWES you for something.
The crooks and thieves in this outfit would SHAME the robber barons of old!

posted by: LeftEdgeNorth on 12.29.04 at 06:17 PM [permalink]



The Ridge resignation was supposedly so he could afford to pay for college for his kids. What crap, at $175K you can afford college. He was just another go-along-to-get-along suckup to Bush, like the rest of Bush's appointees. We're still better off with him gone than if he stayed.

Half these guys are in bed with firms like the ones ripping off the Vet mentioned in the previous story. I live in a rural area and see this type of predatory lending all the time, and it especially pisses me off when it's a veteran getting reamed.

posted by: OldVet on 12.30.04 at 10:45 AM [permalink]



Ridge's kids could afford college easy if they just signed up for the Army.

posted by: Tony Goins on 12.30.04 at 11:46 AM [permalink]



The other day, I saw a story on a blog concerning a military medical unit in Rammstein, Germany that couldn't get supplies needed to properly treat our troops (more great support from Dubya Yellowstain & Rummy). This unit was appealing for private support. I thought the story was on Kos, but now I can't find it (perhaps it was another blog). Can anybody out there direct me back to this story / info? Thanks.

posted by: Misfit on 01.02.05 at 05:44 PM [permalink]






Post a Comment:

Name:


Email Address:


URL:


Comments:


Remember your info?



















usdemvet -at- hotmail.com
or
usndemvet -at- usdemvet.com (coming soon)






All the original material © 2002-2003 Jo Fish
steal what you want, all I ask is an attribution of some sort
Thanks