January 03, 2005


Pay me, Bribe me, Kiss Me...just pay me, dammit!

WOW! The newly elected CongressCriminal from Oklahoma has figured out the deal of the new millenia...he wants to practice medicine while being a Senator. Innocuous? Perhaps. But it seems to violate a long-standing Senate rule (feh, who needs rules when you're in the Party of the Fearless One?) against having employment and being a legislator.

Is it good for the republic that serving in Congress must be treated as a full-time job?

Newly elected Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma thinks not. And Coburn, who is also a physician, has already announced he will challenge a long-standing rule that bars him from continuing to practice medicine once he takes the oath of office Tuesday.
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A significant number of conservative political thinkers agree that the country would benefit from a return to the tradition of the public servant who also remains a private citizen. That, it is argued, is the model handed down by the Founding Fathers.

George Washington continued to operate his Virginia plantation, Mount Vernon, while commanding the Continental Army and serving two terms in the White House. John Hancock, a wealthy Boston merchant, did not abandon his business interests because he signed the Declaration of Independence and worked to establish the new nation.

And Robert Morse, the New York financier, explicitly stipulated when he took over the challenge of financing the American Revolution that he would continue his private business dealings as well.

That is the pattern Coburn hopes to follow, and he argues that it will make him a better public servant.

You know, fuck these idiots who hold up the ideals and actions of the founding fathers when convenient.

Let's correctly I would assume, figure out the real implications of this move and its supporters by citing one name: Billy Tauzin. Any bets if he could continue to be a legislator and shill for fun and immense profit he would not have given up his seat?

I think Congress should change the law," said Cleta Mitchell, a partner at the Washington law firm of Foley & Lardner who has represented members of Congress before both the Senate and House ethics committees.

Mitchell, formerly an activist for term limits, said she found it "abominable" that the unearned income of members of Congress was not limited, while earned income was held to less than $23,715 a year above the annual $157,100 salary.

The system, Mitchell said, favors millionaire lawmakers. "If you are a working stiff or a practicing physician, the law says you're not supposed to be allowed to continue earning income" above the limit, Mitchell said. "What Coburn is trying to do is very laudable."

I can't speak for practicing physicians, but as a working stiff, getting a salary bump to $157,100 plus expenses would certainly pose no hardship for me. Not to mention that almost iron-clad guarantee of some sort of lobbying income after hauling ass from Congress whenever I got tired of getting my ass either kissed or kicked, depending on the current majority.

And I like the part where Ms. Mitchell is described as "formerly an activist for term limits". I guess now that the party of her choice is now in power, it's not such a pressing issue to advocate for anymore. I wonder if Senator DR MR The Honorable WhatzisAss will be hired as a "medical consultant" by the health care industry while in office, the deal brokered of course, by an unnamed, but friendly K-Street Knight to be named later.

posted by Jo Fish on 01.03.05 at 10:42 PM





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The Hippocratic Oath instructs the physician "First, do no harm." If the Doctor/Senator complied with this oath, he would promptly resign his Senate seat. Then he would be subject only to malpractice and not malfeasance. But maybe the Doctor/Senator abides by the Hypocrite Oath.

posted by: Shag from Brookline on 01.04.05 at 06:45 AM [permalink]



i'm guessing he doesn't do abortions or sterilization, two procedures in dire need in oklahoma.

posted by: the drunken cheerleader on 01.04.05 at 01:54 PM [permalink]



Boy, these Republicans love to change the rules... ethics (Congress is just TOO ethical)... nuke the filibusters against King George's appointees (boy, would I love to see them enact that one, Democrats win big in 2008, liberal judges up the yingyang)... oh, and unlimited term limits for president as long as he's a repub...

posted by: Ray Robinson on 01.04.05 at 09:53 PM [permalink]



No problem. As long as he can attend every vote, attend every meeting of committees to which he is assigned, read every version of every bill on which he intends to vote FIRST, then if he still has free time let him pratice all the medicine he wants to.

I do not want to hear any crap about it being ok for him to miss meetings or votes, or needing a staff to read bills just because that is what other senators do. The people of OK, and the nation get first dibs on his time, PERIOD. Otherwise, we do not need to pay him to be a senator.

posted by: CAFKIA on 01.04.05 at 11:11 PM [permalink]



He can hook up those pages with some really good scripts if he retains his practice.

Let's play doctor...

posted by: Mr.Murder on 01.05.05 at 10:28 AM [permalink]



And he also gets a full pension, for serving one term. If he wants he can get another one by working for some other branch of the Feds, or a private company.

Me, I have to do 20, and then wait until I'm 62 (since I get a reserve pension).

Yep, he's getting screwed all right.

TK

posted by: Terry Karney on 01.05.05 at 07:29 PM [permalink]






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