President Bush is like a financial adviser who tells you that at the rate you're going, you won't be able to afford retirement - but that you shouldn't do anything mundane like trying to save more. Instead, you should take out a huge loan, put the money in a mutual fund run by his friends (with management fees to be determined later) and place your faith in capital gains.
Uhh, that would be the "faith-based" part, right?
Now for the most amazing thumbnail sketch of Preznit Gooey "Santorum"...
...But then I remember what Upton Sinclair wrote: "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it."
That's just so unbelievably applicable. It just describes the total puppetality (ok, I made that up) of Beloved Leader so well.
Thanks, Paul!
posted by Jo Fish on 01.21.05 at 11:45 PM
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[Beavis & Butthead mode]
Heh. You said "puppetality." Eh-heh-heh.
[/Beavis & Butthead mode]
posted by: Lex on 01.26.05 at 06:36 AM [permalink]